Bill of No Rights

I found this pretty funny document that is called the “Bill of No Rights” which points out, in a humorous way, the various things that many people believe are rights but in fact are not at all.

For example number 9 says:

“You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to have one, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities in education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful.”

Anyway here is the link to the entire thing if you want to see it: http://keelynet.com/humor/norights.htm

I think it’s pretty funny but actually true.